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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Modern Invention

Seated between a Japanese and German businessmen, ERAP listens to the two.
The German, talking in his native language, had on a headgear. The Japanese
asked the German "Kore wa des ka?...what is that?"

GERMAN: "Hiel...dezz iz nothing. It iz zee latest technology ien
Germany... the headsvone! I am talking to mine headquarters in
zee Berlin."

The Japanese, not to be outdone, also started talking in his native
language. The German asked him, "Vhat is dhat?"

JAPANESE: "Ano ne..kore wa is latest Japanes technology in Japan!
Have mic implant in tongue... and speaker in ear. I speak to office in Tokyo...neh."

ERAP, irked by the two other nationalities started to do a slow and
looong FART. "....TRRRRRRR, TRRRR..PURURUUUUUUUT!" The two businessmen
closing their noses say...."&^^%$#@! WHAT'S THAT SOUND???"
ERAP says proudly, "Ah that, that's nothing. I WAS ONLY SENDING A FAX!!

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