High tech Cellphone

You'd be amazed at the sophistication of this technology! With the
advance in technology, a well-established mobile phone company has
finally come out with a dialing technology that is better than Phillip's
voice-dial. This new dialing technology is known as "brain-dial. "To
make a call, the user will just have to think of the party's nameand
the phone will make the call for the user. During trial test inAsia,
the company decided to let the leaders of the Asian countries to try
out. With the phone on his ear, Taiwan's premier, Lee Teng Hui,try to
call the CEO of Acer by thinking his name and the phone actuallydial
the number.

In Malaysia, PM Mahathir was also offered to be a trial user. With the
phone on his ear, he think of calling his Foreign Minister, within a
few seconds the phone dialed the number for him and they chatted for
a long period regarding Anwar's torture. When the trial test come to

Indonesia, Mr. Habibie decided to use the phone to call his wife, with
this on his mind the phone automatically dialed the number and they have
a long chat.

Finally the phone has been sent to Singapore for Goh Chok Tong. With
the phone, Mr. Goh used the brain-dialing function to call BG Lee Hsian
Yang to persuade him to let Singtel Mobile have the phone to be on the
market for sale as soon as it is released worldwide. With the impressive
trial-test results, the engineers are confident that there are no bugs
in the phone and decided to release the phone on the Asian market.

But after looking at the trial result they felt the Philippines have
been left out. One sunny day, Joseph Estrada was out fishing on his new
presidential yacht, he received the trial-test phone. He decided to call
his first lady Loi Estrada using brain-dialing function, so that he can
boast to his wife that he caught a lot of fishes. He tried the brain-dialing
for half a day but the brain-dialing just won't work. An error message
was displayed on the screen.

Error Message:
SORRY, NO BRAIN DETECTED. PLS. TRY AGAIN LATER.